Here’s an amusing true story: I once woke up covered in red marks and immediately believed my bed had been infested with bed bugs. After I instantaneously stripped my clothes off and jumped into the shower, scrubbing harder than Ace Ventura (warning: video slightly NSFW), I went back to my bed and inspected it. I quickly realized there were no bed bugs at all. I had actually experienced an allergic reaction to some B vitamins and broken out in hives. And I was ECSTATIC.
Because honestly, I’ll take hives 10 more times instead of bed bugs. They may be the hardest pest to get rid of, and they’re one of the few that feed directly on human flesh. I really want nothing to do with them, and I bet you don’t either.
In order to further that goal, let’s discuss four places you can pick up bed bugs.
Bus/train stations – Whether you like to travel via Greyhound or you use public transportation to get to work, always be wary in these spots. Don’t place any personal belongings on the floor or other seats – use your lap instead.
Hotels – This may be the most common spot for bed bugs. Whenever you’re staying at a hotel, always leave your luggage in the bathroom or on a luggage rack when you first arrive. Take this time to inspect the bedding for signs of bed bugs, also making sure to check the mattress, box spring, headboard and even the nightstand. Bed bugs don’t like hard materials (like wood), but will hide almost anywhere in a pinch.
Consignment stores – I’m a bargain hunter, so I enjoy a good deal, and you can definitely find some at consignment stores. However, you must be very careful with secondhand furniture. Inspect anything with upholstery or cushions very closely, and be sure to look deep within seams and even inside cushions. Bed bugs will get crafty in order to avoid detection.
Thrift shops – I don’t blame you for wanting to do some thrift shopping like Macklemore, but don’t ever wear anything from a thrift store without thoroughly washing it first. You have no idea where that clothing has been.
